There was a great episode of House, MD wherein Greg House was opining that people’s treatment of an individual lies flatly on a sliding scale related to the empathy they feel for that person. More specifically, that because he walks with a cane, he can get away with being an enormous asgard-hole and never catch crap for it. He then goes on to (deliberately) crush a woman’s toe with his cane and beams a smile at his friend, Wilson, as she apologizes to him for being in his way. Great moment, great show, at least in the early seasons (ah, television shows, why do you ever make your late seasons? Stop early before it turns to sharknado). In fact, I could go on and on about the reasons that show was tops on my list while it was on the air, and that’s even without pointing out that the entire show is inspired by Sherlock Holmes, one of the greatest fictional characters in existence.
But anyway. As usual, House was right. And not just about Lupus. (It’s never Lupus.) If people feel sorry for you, they’re much less likely to dump on you. Now, me being a heteronormative white male living on privileged white male island, what could I know about people feeling sorry for me?
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