Happy Birthday to me!
I am now … *counts fingers*
*runs out of fingers*
*surgically attaches more fingers*
*counts more, attaches more*
*is now an eldritch horror of fingers*
*forgets how to count, speak, and feel*
*sprouts fingers until the heat-death of the universe*
Happy birthday! Don’t forget to use toes,that might help a bit.
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If we start adding toes to the mix I’m worried about damaging the stability of reality as we know it
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