Birthday Fingers

Happy Birthday to me!

I am now … *counts fingers*

*runs out of fingers*

*surgically attaches more fingers*

*counts more, attaches more*

*is now an eldritch horror of fingers*

*forgets how to count, speak, and feel*

*sprouts fingers until the heat-death of the universe*

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