Because my wife apparently wanted to give me a stroke on Father’s Day, she gave me this:
But because my wife is very smart and very funny and doesn’t actually want to give me a stroke, the inside of the book looks like this:
275 pages of blank space. Which at first seems rather excessive, but upon further review, no, 275 pages of wasted space sounds just about right.
Where does she find this stuff?
Accidentally Inspired 
Well played, wife. You could always use it as a free-style coloring book.
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