Apropos of absolutely nothing, here is a $100 binder clip.
Put aside for now how you spell the word “clippie” (here I’m talking about a “clip-type-thing” and not an adjective meaning “cliplike” — for which “clippy” would almost certainly be correct).
I don’t really have anything to say about it. I just wanted you to know that it exists.
Okay, so Amazon claims this is a money clip, but, come on. You can’t fool me. That’s a tricked-out binder clip.
I mean, I love binder clips as much as the next guy. Probably more. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that binder clips are my #1 favorite office supply. (The fact that I care about office supplies enough to have favorites should be enough to tell you that when I say binder clips are my favorite, I’m not just fargoing around.)
And don’t get me wrong. It’s clearly a very nice binder clip.
But — and I feel pretty confident in saying this, too — I am not sure there is a circumstance under which I would pay $100 for a binder clip.
But if one were to procure said $100 binder clip, one would have to feel strongly enough about it to give it a name.
A name like Clippie.