In this inaugural post of my Things Writers Need series, I want to take a look at the big daddy. No sense doing a thing if you’re not going to take on the biggest parts of that thing, right? So, I want to start with something every writer needs to make friends with: The Word Processor.
Daily Archives: July 24, 2014
I’m sure some out there will disagree with me, but I’m sorry, if you’re not writing on a computer at this point, you’re just being silly. Now, before you jump down my beak and strangle me from inside, rest easy, I don’t think all writing needs to be done on a computer. There is a time and place for writing with whatever’s to hand, and even in the best of situations, your computer or laptop doesn’t fall into that category. That said, you can’t hope to punch out the word count you can get with a word processor using pen and paper. A typewriter might come close, but seriously… who uses typewriters any more? Honestly? Are you just trying to make a statement? “Oh, I’m so retro, technologeee ain’t for meeee!” If you have a typewriter in your house or apartment or storage shed and it’s being used as anything other than a paperweight, you’re doing it wrong. Don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing wrong with typewriters. At the time they were marvels of engineering, and many of them are positively bubbling over with delightfully adorable designs and sleek features. They’re great to look at. But if you’re using one to do any amount of actual Writing, you’re being pretentious. Get with the times.