I wrote recently that running is a constant discussion with yourself about the things you never thought you’d do. As so often the case seems to be, it turns out I was perhaps a bit myopic. Running may indeed be a constant discussion with yourself, but only because it’s just one facet of LIFE, and in fact, LIFE is having that discussion with you. But it’s not so much having a discussion with you as it is lecturing at you for the test on Friday. Except that you slept through your alarm and you forgot your books and also the test is today. And you’re naked.