Seeds of Insurgence


Chuck’s challenge of the week: A random picture.

I chose this one:

Watermelon holdup

What can I say, it called to me.  Maybe something about smuggling watermelons since my wife is super pregnant.

I also riffed off a challenge from several weeks back: SomethingPunk, for which I wrote the story “Borrowed Time“.  This one’s more fun, less depressing: FruitPunk.

Hope you like it.

 

Seeds of Insurgence

Larry takes a healthy slurp from his biodegradable cup filled with the newest lime-flavored Nutro-Slam beverage, wipes the froth from his mouth with the back of his meaty hand, and then sucks the froth off his knuckle.  It tastes almost, but not entirely, completely unlike lime.  Travelers file past him in a somber parade, waiting for winged tin cans like the ones dinner comes in to whisk them off to some other part of the world.  To stave off the boredom, he begins concocting backstories for them, one by one.  This one, with the patched overcoat and the limp, saved all his creds for one last trip to see his grandchildren before he dies.  That one, in the flowery dress and boyish haircut, back from college to see her parents and come out of the closet.  He wonders if that makes him a bigot.

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Decommission


   Chuck’s challenge this week:  We’re All Human, Even When We’re Not.
   It took some doing to trim this down, but I did it, and I think the story is better off for it.  This one is a sort of homage to Isaac Asimov’s I, Robot (the book, not the film.  Nothing against the film.  But the book is fascinating).  Powell and Donovan are from that universe and I repurposed them here.
   So you have an idea where this is going.  Robots and such.  I can’t help myself.  At any rate, here are 988 words of almost human strife.
Also, there are odd odd things going on with the format in this post for some reason, and I apologize.  I’ve done my best to make it as readable as possible.
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Decommission
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   “Donovan!”  Powell tossed a bag of chips on the breakroom table before kicking his ratty sneakers up on the table and reclining with a diet soda.  “You won’t believe this.  They found it.”
   “It?”  Donovan tugged the chips open and ate one, wiping a greasy hand on his rumpled shirtfront.
   Powell nodded with great import.  “The Prototype.”

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The Potioneer’s Ploy


Chuck’s challenge this week:  Pick Five Characters.
I used random choice to get me down to eight and went with the five that I felt best fit together.  Here’s what I came up with.
The Dexterous, funny hermit

The Agile heir
The Unpredictable hunter, worst in his profession
The Unhealthy jailer
The Unheroic impostor
I wasn’t able to get an entirely self-contained story here, but I think it worked out well enough.  As a result, while I feel the arc of this particular moment is completed, it certainly leaves more to tell.
But, for a change, it’s NOT dark and weird!  Here, then, are 1494 words of fun in a sort-of LOTR, sort-of GoT world:

The Potioneer’s Ploy

As usual, Danver had no idea what on earth he was doing.

He poked his pointy nose around each corner of the cell, examining every last crumb of moldy bread and every crack in the wall for some sign, any sign, that might give an indication of where the princess had escaped to.  None was forthcoming.  Only one thing to do: stall.

“I’ll need to see the grounds outside her window,” Danver said, with as much authority as he could muster.

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Ornithoscillation


Chuck’s challenge this week:  The Opening Line Challenge.  I used the opening line posited by a member called, simply, Nikki.

This was a fun one, and not nearly so dark as some of my other flash fiction.  But still pretty weird.

1000 words exactly.  Enjoy!  As always, I welcome feedback and comments if you’re out there reading.

 

Ornithoscillation

There was a dead bird on the porch again.

When the first one had shown up, Gerald thought that the family tomcat had simply started bringing him gifts again.  Trouble was, the second day there was another, and the day after that there were two, and tubby little Snuggles had never been much of a hunter.

Flummoxed, Gerald had called Animal Control.  The man who answered the call had poked around the property for thirty minutes, inspected the crawl space, and stuck his nose under some of the bushes before telling him that he had no idea what was causing the deaths.

On the Monday that followed (and the eighth bird) Gerald had bagged a few of them up and taken them down to the University, where a raccoon-eyed grad student named Samir met him at the veterinary building and took them in for testing.  Tuesday arrived (birds nine and ten) and Samir called back to say that physically the birds showed no signs of illness or trauma.  They certainly hadn’t been killed by any cat.

Now, Wednesday.  Bird number eleven.  Burying them had gotten too tedious, not to mention all the unsightly little patches of dirt on his immaculate lawn in back of the house, so Gerald took a shovel and dumped it in the corrugated trash can next to five of its little feathered friends.

That night, in his dreams, Gerald heard the sound of a deep humming.  It penetrated the walls of his mind, it reverberated behind his eyes, it pulsed deep in the soft tissues of his brain.  He woke to a ringing in his ears.  The clock read 2:30.  A disoriented minute followed, in which he realized that the ringing was outside his head, not inside it.  He followed it, to the bedroom door, down the hallway, to his son’s room.  His son, twelve years old, fascinated with trains and clocks and electric things.  A dim light shone underneath the doorway, brilliant against the dark of the night.  Gerald cracked the door, making as little noise as he could, planned to see little Simon snoring away, tuck him in, and return to bed.  Instead, he saw Simon silhouetted against the tiny desk in the room, hunched over the makeshift desk of milk crates and plywood, earphones clamped to the sides of his head, scribbling madly on a notepad while he fiddled with the dial of a radio with the other, twisting it this way and that, a lunatic safecracker dialing until his fingers bled.

“Si,” Gerald whispered, but Simon did not waver in his work.  “Simon!”

Simon stopped, but not because he heard Gerald: the noise-canceling headphones made that nigh impossible.  No, he had stopped because he had heard something.  A phantom wavelength, a rogue echo of a noise which should not have been there.  It had only been there for a moment, an infinitesimal crackle of static in a sea of white noise, but it was there.  He stopped writing, craned his neck, and twisted the dial back in the other direction.  There, again, and gone, just as quickly.  He focused his entire being on the noise, gripped the dial as delicately as his clumsy adolescent fingers would allow, and ticked it by the tiniest of degrees back toward the noise.

Gerald had crept up behind Simon, his hand outstretched to shake his boy’s shoulder, when Simon found the frequency, and this time he held it, letting go of the dial as if it might shatter.  Behind him, his father clutched at his head as a lance of sound seared his ears and burned his vision hot-white.  He fell to his knees, and the noise was gone.  Simon, still oblivious, tapped and banged at his receiver, checked his notes and began to spin the dial again, chasing the lost frequency like a rabbit into the brush.

A thump at the front door.  Fatherly instinct pushed all else aside and Gerald dashed downstairs, stopping at the side door to the garage to grab a worn and polished Louisville Slugger off the wall.  He crept to the door and peered through the keyhole.  Nothing.  Flexing his fingers on the bat, he unlocked the door with his free hand, stepped back from it, and used the end of the bat to shove it open wide.  Nobody there.  He stepped out, in bare feet and boxer shorts, ready to swing for the fence at the sight of anything moving.

Squish.

He jumped back in horror.  Another goddamned bird.  This one had hit the door so hard its neck was bent in the wrong direction, as if it had been built of Legos and put together backwards.

Then it clicked.  Simon had brought his science project about radio frequencies home from school the night before the first bird showed up.  Something about how sound frequencies, properly amplified and directed, could alter living tissue.  Gerald hadn’t really paid it that much attention — it was a sixth grade science project, for god’s sake — but Simon had been engrossed.  Obsessed.

Breaking out in a cold sweat, Gerald ran back upstairs, taking them two at a time.  “Simon?” He called, rounding the corner into Simon’s room — where the boy jumped in circles, pumping his fist and shouting, the headphones still clamped to his ears.  Gerald yanked them off.  “Stop it!  You’ve killed them!”  And if the sound had killed all those birds…

But Gerald caught a glimpse of the radio equipment, as Simon stared at him, open-mouthed.  It wasn’t a receiver.  It was a transmitter.

“Dad,” Simon said, tugging at his sleeve, “I’m not killing them.  I’m saving them.”  Simon pointed to the window.

With trepidation, Gerald peered out the window.  Something had set off the motion sensor in the driveway.  The light was on; he saw a cloud of birds spilling from the trash can and from his lawn like swarming bees, twisting and writhing as one like some great dark winged beast, spiraling out of the light and ascending into the darkness.

You’re Hired


Chuck’s Challenge this week:  Hell.

Here, then, are 917 words.  Still no happiness to be found in my short work.  This one kinda turned my stomach at the end.

You’re Hired

Norman ran down his mental checklist a final time.  Shoes: polished to a mirror finish.  Tie: red, powerful, Windsor-knotted for a spot of class.  Jacket: freshly dry-cleaned and impeccably lint-rolled.  He’d chosen the pinstripe but couldn’t help thinking that the simple charcoal might be better suited.  He chuckled under his breath at the little pun.  Resume: perfect.

In short, he was as poised as he was going to be for what was likely the job interview of his lifetime.  The vinyl seat cushion squeaked every time he shifted his buttocks, which was often, given the nerves that the situation called for.  A bit of a cheap choice, the vinyl, but then, who was he to judge?

He checked his watch, an expensive-looking cheap thing he’d put on as an afterthought.  He had decided after much deliberation that his prospective employer was likely concerned with punctuality.  Six after six.  The secretary, one of those too-attractive women they put out front of swanky offices to both lure men in and intimidate them with a single low-cut blouse, looked his way.

“Mister Mantooth?”  Her voice was full, smoky, devilish.

Norman stood up, picked up his briefcase, tugged his lapels into place, and approached her.

“Luke will see you now.”  She led him down a fluorescent hallway replete with the drabbest of potted focuses imaginable.  Everything about the office, in fact, had been totally forgettable, Norman realized as he took in the cookie-cutter heavily pocked ceiling tiles that hung just overhead.

Everything, that is, up until now.  She stopped at a heavy, oaken double-door and used the oversized, blackened cast-iron ring to knock.  Its heavy thud reverberated in Norman’s bones.

“Good luck,” she said, sashaying away as the doors creaked open.

Seated behind the desk was the man that Norman had dreamt of meeting.  The man he’d spent his life hoping just to stand in his presence.  The man whose example he had followed as he slavishly shaped his soul for his life’s work.  And now Norman was here, in the flesh, about to interview for a job working with the man.  Norman felt giddy.

Luke was a perfectly nondescript man in every way, except that he seemed to be a little too much everything.  His suit, simple and gray, but there seemed to be too much of him stuffed into it.  His smile, white and inviting, but a little too eager.  His hands, strong and sure, but a little too well-manicured.  His eyes, bright and youthful, but a little too red.  He welcomed Norman with the warmest of greetings and invited him to sit down opposite his gleaming glass desk.  The naked man on hands and knees at the side of Luke’s chair said nothing.  Norman sat, brushing imaginary dust off his knee as he crossed his legs, attempting to look anywhere but at the naked man.

“Don’t listen to anything this guy tells you,” Luke said with a too-charming smile, and sat himself, sending a cloud of ember-smelling air through the room.

Norman reached for his resume, but Luke waved it away.  “Your qualifications are in order; let’s not worry about that.  What I need to know is,” Luke paused, clipping and then lighting a leathery-looking cigar, “what kind of man are you?”  He pulled a deep breath in through the cigar, its end shimmering, orange and ash.

Norman licked his lips and fingered his briefcase.  “May I?”

Luke waved his free hand: by all means.

Placing the briefcase on the cold glass, Norman pulled from within it a small object, cradling it the way a man making shelter in a snowstorm might cradle his last match.  He offered the bundle, a tiny, near weightless trinket wrapped in bloodstained tissue paper, to Luke, who took it in his free hand and upended it, sending it tumbling and skittering across the glass.  A human finger.

Luke eyed it like a co-worker’s baby pictures.  “Whose?”

“My mother’s.”

“Why?”

“She used to wave it in my face when she scolded me as a child.”

Luke picked up the finger, passed it under his nose, and bounced it off the naked man’s head.  “Boring.  What else can you show me?”

Norman was ready.  Next was a news clipping, a story about a burnt-down church.  “My work,” Norman said, allowing himself a small self-satisfied smile.

“Please.”  Luke rolled his eyes and stubbed his cigar out on the nape of the naked man’s neck; the man whimpered and wept, but did not cry out, did not move.  Luke stood, unfastened his cufflinks.  Sparkling goat heads, rubies for eyes.  Smoke seeped out at the seams of his coat.  “Unimaginative.  Last chance.”

“Wait,” Norman said.  “I have a child.”

Luke grinned a horrific grin, the sudden smile splitting the corners of his mouth, his eyes glowing a gory crimson.  “Yes, yes, you all have children.  Hell is full of parents whose children can’t survive without them.”  The shadow of enormous black wings enveloped Norman, shutting out light and hope.

“You don’t understand.”  Norman loosened his tie, drawing from around his neck a string of what looked like dental floss knotted through a series of beach-broken sea shells.  The devil drew closer, exhaling thin tendrils of black smoke without the need of his cigar.  Fingernails.  “They’re my daughter’s.”

The devil became Luke again, seeming to shrink in size as he cocked his head to re-appraise this man.  He yanked the macabre jewelry from Norman’s neck, held it to the light, bit off one of the fingernails, chewed it, and swallowed, all while staring into Norman’s unblinking eyes.

He tossed the string of nails back to Norman and approached him once more, this time extending his hand with a genuine, toothy smile.  “When can you start?”