The scene: a beach at the height of vacation season. Surf music sallies forth from a jauntily tipped stereo. In the near distance, a volleyball game played by tanned and toned collegiate types. Farther down the beach, a handful of pasty kids slathered in sunscreen splash around in tide pools. Eventually, our focus tightens on a young girl of vaguely foreign lineage building a sand castle. It isn’t much, but she’s quite proud of it. She sticks a flag on the highest tower.
A shadow falls over her castle — a big one. She turns. The sun is eclipsed by a bulbous figure with flyaway coppery hair. She has to shield her eyes to look at him, and this was clearly his purpose. He sneers, chomps the last too-big bite of an over-condimented hot dog, and tosses the wrapper in the sand. Then he plasters a smarmy grin across his chops.
Bulbous: That’s a really, really nice sand castle. Just the best.
Vaguely-Foreign Girl: Um, thanks.
Bulbous: I mean it. I really mean it. I really want you to know that I support you, okay? Building this great sand castle? It’s what we need. Very good people. Sensational.
Bulbous: It would really be a shame if something happened to it. Such a shame. Terrible.
VFG: (a look of concern growing.) What?
It’s unclear if Bulbous actually hears her or not.
Bulbous: Here are the facts, okay? Are you listening? Here it is: In an hour or so, I’m going to come back here and kick this castle over.
VFG: Why would you do that?
Bulbous: Listen. We’re making the beaches great again. I’m not doing it now. Nobody’s kicking over your castle now. But, okay, in a little while, right? An hour. I’ll be back. With the kicking.
VFG: But I worked really hard on this. I’m not hurting anybody.
Bulbous: I get it. I get it. And these guys over here? (He gestures without looking behind him.) They’re going to build you a better one. The best. Believe me. It’s up to them.
She looks. The guys in question seem to be engaged with the sand in every way except building castles, or in fact building anything. Rather, they are shouting at each other, throwing sand, crying; making a whole lot of noise and accomplishing nothing. There is not a grown-up in sight.
VFG: Them? They don’t look very capable.
Bulbous: They’re with me. Well, kind of. Well, maybe. I’m not sure. We’ll see.
VFG: That one is dumping sand in the other one’s shorts.
Bulbous: Yeah, I’m not too sure about him.
VFG: And … that one’s eating the sand.
Bulbous: Him either.
VFG: And that one? The one pouring sand into his own eyes? He looks like a turtle.
Bulbous: The important thing is, it’s up to them.
VFG: It’s just that they’ve been there all morning.
VFG: And they haven’t built any other sand castles.
Bulbous: (quickly losing interest) Uh-huh.
VFG: And they haven’t shown any interest in building any sand castles. In fact — I don’t even know what they’re doing over there.
Bulbous: Right, right.
VFG: So … what makes you think they’re going to build one, for me, in the next hour? I mean, I don’t even know them. And I’m pretty sure they’re playing over there so they can pretend I don’t exist.
Bulbous: Believe me.
VFG: Believe you, what?
Bulbous: Believe me.
They stare at each other for a moment. It’s tense. But then, suddenly, Bulbous seems to forget about her entirely.
Bulbous: Well, I’ve got to go meet with some of the beach authorities and see about putting a tax on all this sunshine.
VFG: This is cruel. What did I ever do to you? Do you just hate me?
Bulbous turns to her and smiles, and behind his eyes is the confidence of a man who knows he will get away with any lie he chooses to tell.
Bulbous: I love everybody. Nobody loves everybody more than me. Now get the hell off my beach.
It bears saying again: the people who voted for this guy and aren’t working to stop him from all his evil — today it happens to be throwing out of the country people who have committed no crime and have no ties at all to whatever country he might send them to (sorry — not throwing them out today, throwing them out six months from now) — those people are complicit in all of this.